Rumor 101: Duke Nukem Showing up in 2008
Boy – Agraaahhhh… It’s a big tentacle monster…. The world is in peril, the lights seem fluttering…Mommy am scared…where’s Duke…?
Mommy – Duke’s been missing since Dr.Carmack kidnapped him for testing on Quake II, and then he was napped by the Unreal guys… and has been missing ever since. George keeps saying, he going to arrive when he’s done.
Well the industry joke has stayed consistent for 10 straight years; Dr. Photon never attacked the planet. The King never got to snuff up things up and his ego has been down in dumps ever since he went in for psychiatric rehabilitation for using the phrase “When its done too” often.
The doomed vaporware game surfaced early this year when George Broussard posted a recruitment advertisement along with an ugly menacing looking “real time” shot of a pig and a small thumbnail of environment in the game.
An insider reveals that significant progress has been made on the PC code of the game and development has finally picked up its pace over the year. The game’s look is supposed to be completely over the edge with tons of stuff returning from the original series (Shrink ray and Nuke button rumored to be confirmed).
The gameplay is being pepped up with attitude, killing a mutated pig with a 8 ball stick never felt so good, a console version is also being planned upon simultaneously, and expect further announcements around some big gaming expos next year.
“Hail to the King Baby”….
-Neelesh Mukherjee
yeah… right! I think they just dont want to get the game out! WHy do they do it? Duke Nukem is a wicked franchise… would be great to play if the get an next-gen game out.
It should be better than Halo or BioShock. new duke nukeem nex geneneration should come on consoles pc mobiles also!
insider…and you got access to this insider, when no other site in the world did? wow? (thats sarcasm if you are mistaken by the way)
also what kind of phrase is rumored to be confirmed…its either rumored…or confirmed…contradictory dick
I have seen it and it looks awesome. The team they have now is amazing. They got rid of all the slackers. From what I understand the new art team took all the old crappy stuff and redid it all in less than 8 months. All the guys that are there now, KNOW how to get it done. I would be shocked if it didn’t come out next year.
DUKE WILL RETURN AND DESTROY THE COMPETITION SUCH AS GAYLO. ALWAYS BET ON DUKE!!
Rumors like this popped up right before Prey was announced.
@TAD43D
where did you get this info from?!
Its true its finally coming
um..hey guyz…i wud jus lyk to know if Rumor 101 is out in india or not.. dont know much abt XBOX 360..but i hav to gift it to a frnd..plzz help..he lyks action games…?????….:-S
if even Dognose says it, it has to be true. The King is back to finally claim his throne! YEAH!
Job.
I was there for an interview, i’ve seen the game. Man is everyone going to be shocked when they see it.
I bet we are, ALWAYS BET ON DUKE!!
I pray you’re right and that Duke returns God willing. Duke will totally destroy GAYLO’S Masterbating Chief and I hope this game will ROCK!!
Ya lol this will be the sickest , funniest and best looking game next year.
duke nuken, like other games from 3drealms, only come up when they sell the franchise to other company. This happened with max payne and prey. This company is far from seriuos, they think that the games entusiasts will wait forever their game. I played duke nuken 3d and liked very much, but this kind of treatment by 3drealms really pissed me off.
But… When it’s done??? O_o
Yes but when they reveal it next year, then they will change that to a REAL release date soon. Rest assured DNF WILL ROCK!! Now let’s get ready to kick ass and chew bubble gum again!!
So TAD43D, got any website or anything like that that can help make your story more likely ?
DNF TEASER TRAILER TODAY!!! OH MY GOD!!! FINALLY!!! THANK GOD!!!
YES!!! Go DUKE!!! MAY HE CLOBBER GAYLO 3′S MASTERBATING CHIEF!!!!
ALWAYS BET ON DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!